Well thats the last time

I go running at 11 pm at night. Not because I saw any creepy Japanese hoodlums (do they even exist??)--there were more police officers out patrolling the streets than normal people--but because I ran through about 5 spider webs. And then every time proceeded to probably look like some crazy white girl trying to dance like she was in an 80s video, as I was freaking out and afraid a spider was on me somewhere.